Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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