god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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