Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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