i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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