if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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