you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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