walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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