Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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