I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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