He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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