READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
