she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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