Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Small penises have feelings too.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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