so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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