But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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