Your tits are I can't wait for
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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