Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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