If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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