I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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