if only i could text you this smell
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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