wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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