I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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