just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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