Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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