So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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