My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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