Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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