So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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