i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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