I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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