Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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