party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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