I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.