I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
