I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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