kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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