her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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