I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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