Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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