I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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