It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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