I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Too much gin, very little bucket
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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