he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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