Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
