Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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