He is an equal opportunity slut.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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