ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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