Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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