did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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