just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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