Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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