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Did I miss anything?

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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.

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so we also did drugs

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(914): Did I miss anything? (1-914): A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson. (914): so we also did drugs http://tfl.nu/07bb

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth

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(603): it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth http://tfl.nu/hcb6

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(218): View more from Minnesota

out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.

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i gets down

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(218): out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down. (1-218): i gets down http://tfl.nu/usv6

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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"

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(818): Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is" http://tfl.nu/fthj

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.

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(920): Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work. http://tfl.nu/fle5

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(205): View more from Alabama

Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia

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(205): Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia http://tfl.nu/0tpw

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport

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(815): I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport http://tfl.nu/v33c

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.

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(405): She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together. http://tfl.nu/gjnv

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(904): View more from Florida

Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.

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(904): Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions. http://tfl.nu/qtln

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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.

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(850): I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong. http://tfl.nu/d58h

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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.

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(88): As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice. http://tfl.nu/ji6g

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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.

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(859): If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know. http://tfl.nu/ok32

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(302): View more from Delaware

This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.

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(302): This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy. http://tfl.nu/3zpx

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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.

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(443): You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere. http://tfl.nu/84cy

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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.

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(312): I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men. http://tfl.nu/h4bo

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