And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.