He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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